Emotional Kidney Punch

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.

My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.

by fmab March 11, 2010

Lil kidney

The one person in your squad that can't handle their drink

Mick: "why is that one man in your squad so fucked?"
Jon: "that's Edd he's the lil kidney"

by sammmmj September 7, 2015

tip a kidney

Use the facilities; urinate; take a piss

I drank so much beer, my back teeth are floating; be right back, I gotta tip a kidney.

by incontinent one September 16, 2013

Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.

Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".

by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021

kidney beans

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!

"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."

by That Bum June 4, 2005

kidneythief

A dirty tranvestite hooker who will do anything you tell her for less than one dollar.

Blow me kidneythief and ill buy you some gum.

by Robert Huges November 7, 2007

kidney tickler

A usually self-adopted nickname that is used by a person with a large dick. It essentially means that the person has a penis that is so long it will go very 'deep' during penetration and will "tickle" their partner's kidneys.

Person 1: "Dude, back home they called me the kidney tickler"
Person 2: "Ewwwwww! TMI dude wtf!

"They don't call me the kidney tickler for nothing"

by chairman_meow34352 October 13, 2018