The Kesselman Effect

when a man appears more attractive than he actually is due to his unattractive friend group

Emily: "Hey Nat, do you think that boy is cute?"
Natalie: "No, I think its The Kesselman Effect"

by disgustingggg October 3, 2020

Kessler

A reference to a driver who insists on driving at speeds significantly less than the speed limit, usually in a box-shaped car.

"Speed it up, you're driving like a Kessler!"

by Angry Driver March 15, 2008

Dirty Kessler

When a white surfer looking guy only goes after the black girls at the bars. Also kind of a cheap ass.

I pulled a Dirty Kessler and brought home 4 black girls mate!

by CTSmalumababy June 13, 2020

Kessel Run

When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.

Man I'd Millennium Falcon Kim Kardashian!

What?

I'd do a Kessel Run on that ass!

by BrakusAttackus April 23, 2009

Kesso

Synonym of unreal , unbelievable. on the other hand , it comes from greek and means God of birds .

Kesso has a big power on birds.

by inlovewithaliens January 10, 2021

kessler

The unexplainable particles in human feces

Dude I don’t know what was in those burritos, but you should have seen the kesslers in my poo.

by PooPoo324 December 16, 2008

The Kessel Run

Having anal sex while watching Star Wars

Dude, I met a Slave Leia at ComicCon and we did the The Kessel Run. She was mad when I came before the opening credits.

by The Drunk Nerds December 5, 2011