Kirsten Dunst

The antidote for an erection.

Oh no! I have a boner in public, how embarassing!

(thinks of Kirsten Dunst)

Ah, much better.

by Cap'n Dan October 7, 2005

kirsten

kind, lovable, sexy, awesome, and funny person.

that person by the wall is soooooooo kirsten!

by mr. dr. phil March 1, 2009

Kirsten

An amazing sister.
Who will always have your back, (:

1: Dude my sister sydney is so annoying.
2: She definitely isn't kirsten massey.

by Racccchhhiee May 13, 2009

Kirsten Dunst Syndrome

A woman who by all objective standards is quite beautiful but retains a subtle indescribable flaw that somehow undermines her overall beauty. It is also sometimes known as Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

"Dude what's wrong with you? How could you break up with Carol? She is a fox!"

"I don't know. There was something about her mouth that bugged me. I can't explain it."

(Pensive now) Yeah I think I get what you're saying now. I sort of noticed that too.

"It's like Kirsten Dunst Syndrome, I guess"

"You mean Miley Cyrus syndrome?"

"Same thing...whatever."

by Cirdellin December 23, 2009

Kirsten

A Very lovely girl. She loves being hyper, And Get's Horny Often. All Kirsten's are unique and will GET WHAT THEY WANT OUT OF A GUY. She forces sex. She loves to party and have a good time. Mostly all Kirsten's are beautiful, and may look all innocent and sweeet, but almsot everyone is not a virgin.

Oh man, that girl is such a Kirsten.

by Kianguin May 30, 2008

Kiersten

A sweet girl, generally pretty with light brown hair. A Kiersten is usually dissatisfied with her looks, and is constantly changing things about herself to feel less insecure. Expansive chest, green-blue eyes, petiteness, and smarts are common in a Kiersten. Possibly awkward.

Guy 1: "Didn't that girl have a different hair colour yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She is such a Kiersten."

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Guy: "Why does our teacher even ask US the questions?"
Girl: "I know, right? If she wants to know the answers so bad, all she needs to do is ask Kiersten."

by S.O.M.I. January 3, 2011

kiersten

kiersten is a swag money type of human being. she tends to find interest in vanilla and or ✨toxic✨ boys. she is the kind of girl that you need in your life. she is a life long best friend and she is loyal beyond compare. she can never take a compliment because she doesn’t see how beautiful she is. if you have a kiersten in your life, love her beyond compare because she is one of the best people you will ever meet.

yooo lets have kiersten drive us, her music is the best!

by beast mode baby November 11, 2020