the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.
"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"
by hunt 4 cunt February 16, 2014
Get the wet kermitmug. by mrmikeyman July 4, 2008
Get the kermit facemug. by Anonymous October 18, 2003
Get the Kermit Kombatmug. This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.
Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.
Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...
Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...
by Frank Fontain April 16, 2019
Get the Kermit the flogmug. by RandomPig7 June 9, 2018
Get the Kermit The Communistmug. by Ric Spade November 12, 2020
Get the Full kermitmug. by gay soleil October 10, 2017
Get the kermit fetishmug.