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wet kermit

the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.
"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"
by hunt 4 cunt February 16, 2014
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kermit face

That face you make when you suck your lips inward and downward, just like Kermit the Frog.
OMG dude, that macro just made me Kermit face!
by mrmikeyman July 4, 2008
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Kermit Kombat

The Best Muppet Parody where Kermit Dies
Test your might FIGHT! KERMIT KOMBAT
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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Kermit the flog

This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.
Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.

Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...
by Frank Fontain April 16, 2019
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Kermit The Communist

A 2011 Muppets movie the Muppets were exposed for being communist, even Kermit.
today I saw the movie and Kermit the communist was in it
by RandomPig7 June 9, 2018
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Full kermit

When you laugh so hard you start shaking like Kermit the Frog
Bryan laughed so hard he went Full Kermit
by Ric Spade November 12, 2020
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kermit fetish

when one or more people have a fetish for kermit the frog
oh my god! my kermit fetish is getting worse
by gay soleil October 10, 2017
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