texas kayak

A sexual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.

Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.

After losing the round of disc golf, Kevin gave his friends a Texas Kayak.

by pickled_pepper21 May 12, 2018

Christmas Kayak

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.

Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM

by The Chaotic Demi God September 15, 2021

Kayak merchant

An un-healthy attraction to kayaks, kayak merchants can often be found in opaque rivers touching themselves inappropriatly in front of other kayakers, also found to be wacking off over kayaks

'Look at that dirty kayak merchant over there, the disgusting chode merchant ginger pheasant raper'

by Price & Sam December 3, 2009

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 24, 2003

Kazakos

Descendants from the Greek Gods and Goddesses. Known for achieving greatness.

Person 1: ::does something amazing::

Person 2: "Wow, he is such a Kazakos"

by Philyra April 16, 2010

Kayaking

When your marijuana burns inside the paper causing a hole partway down the joint.
Not to be confused with canoeing.

The joint is kayaking.

by Buster Scrapings August 3, 2017

Corn kayaking

1. When your feces have undigested corn in it.

I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!

synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak

by UnknowableOne June 21, 2016