person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day
by Luckis gut May 26, 2022
Get the National Jort daymug. Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog
Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤
by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019
Get the Mordan Jortmug. Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023
Get the Jort stormmug. The action of cutting a pair of jeans to the length of a pair of shorts. Invented by famous jortist Brian David Gilbert in his 2019 masterpiece: "how to make jorts".
a jean jorted before its time
i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx
i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx
by cmm78 March 3, 2025
Get the to jortmug. by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022
Get the National jorts daymug. Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?
by Fierljepper420 November 22, 2021
Get the Jortmug. Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
Get the Dave Jortsmug.