Bitch Jousting

A sport in which two guys each get a girl and have sex with them from behind. The guys then play rear admiral and try to ram their respective girl into the opposing girl with the goal of knocking her out. The loser is the guy whose girl is knocked unconcious first.

Pat and Ian played bitch jousting last night. Pat's bitch toally cracked her skull on Ian's bitch's shoulder and got knocked out.

by hipp5 September 21, 2006

Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

by clockcatcall September 14, 2010

Cock Jousting

A sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts. The victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon cock-to-cock contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his butt cheeks together in fear of the collision.

The arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual cock jousting tournament.

by Fort Donkey May 3, 2008

Spagetti Jousting

Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.

My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.

by Brandonsdeal October 20, 2006

Jousting

when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her

Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice

by knaitlyn October 18, 2008

cock jousting

A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!

Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!

by Derek WWWAAAKKK August 3, 2007

Ass Jousting

To ram or punch asses together in an synchronous motion, and moaning like a dead fish

mike smith got caught ass jousting with a black kid from georgia

by Daniel December 14, 2003