Jonas Fangirl

These are the girls who aren't real fans. They're incredibly annoying, have never looked at a dictionary, and tend to abuse the caps lock key. Mainly in the tween age group, it is very easy to tell when one is a Jonas Fangirl.
They are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers looks, and get mad when someone dates a Jonas Brother (other than themselves.)
Occasionally, they even yell at other fangirls who think a certain Jonas is theirs, which has led to many arguments. If someone says their opinion and happen to not like the Jonas Brothers in any way, the fangirls have a spaz attack and attempt to insult the other person with unintelligent remarks.

Not to be mistaken for a NJF (normal Jonas fan.)
Guy: I don't like the Jonas Brothers music, they suck at singing.
NJF: Oh. I like their singing, but that's your opinion.
Jonas Fangirl: OMGGG THEY R SOOO GREAT U R JUST JELOUS CUZ I BET U CANT SINGG ND THEY R PERFCT SOOOOOOOOOOO HAWTTT AND LYKE THEY HAV PURTY RINGS SO THEY R BETTER THEN U.U DONT NO GUD MUSIC SO F*** OFF YOU GAY F**!!!!!1!!11ONE!
by AlexaJ September 01, 2008
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nenos jona

An assyrian who was born in iraq and moved to england at a young age. Usually owns a 106 or corsa.
"Hey look at that nenos jona in that corsa"
by number 111 June 04, 2009
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Jonas Secrets

A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.
Dude I just joined this group Jonas Secrets. Did you know that Joe Jonas stuffs with socks?
by RUCreepin December 20, 2008
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jonas renkse

Vocalist and original founding member of Doom Metal/Alternative Metal band Katatonia Jonas Renkse did harsh screamed vocals on their first album Dance of December Souls but stepped down his vocal duties for their second album Brave Murder Day because of chronic tonsilitus and let his good friend Michael Akerfeldt (Vocalist of Opeth and original vocalist of Bloodbath perform the vocal duties. After that from the album Discourages Ones untill recent, Jonas resumed his vocal duties and is still currently the frontman of Katatonia
Jassiie: Nine Inch Nails rocks!! I am so in love with Trent Reznor.

Jeremy: Bitch please! We all know that Jonas Renkse is the greatest man ever!
by Jeremy19 August 05, 2007
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Jonas Brothers

A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.
1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.
by Jonas?? August 02, 2009
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Jonas Haukås

Når en person (often en høy gutt med blondt hår) er så ubeskrivelig homo at han skinner som glitter og lube. Et verb ofte brukt under den 2. Verdenskrig når noen var super duper homo.
Hvorfor tok du meg på ballene det var et sykt Jonas Haukås momente.
Eller
Fy faen har du hørt om Lukas og Fredrik jeg tror de puler, de er så sykt Jonas Haukås.
by Hattemannen November 02, 2020
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Papa Jonas

The sexiest creeper slash Dadager of the Jonas Brothers...he is everywhere. He has a sexy mole that seems to get bigger as the boys get more popular. He is watching you at a concert near you.
Papa Jonas asked me to touch his body all over!
by papacreepz July 28, 2008
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