Joejob

n.
A sexual act performed on any living organism whose name is any form of "Jo(e)."

v.
The act of performing a sexual act on any living organism whose name is any form of "Jo(e)."

This past weekend I got so many Joejobs from this hot neighbor babe and it RULED.

I'm gonna give this hot male specimen a totally awesome Joejob that he will never forget.

Needless to say, my first Joejob was my worst.

by Marbryjo March 5, 2011

Jemo

An amalgamation of the two worst music styles known to man, these being Christian rock and Emo. (jesus + emo = jemo) Band lyrics tend to be confused; writers are not sure whether to cry over the girl who left them in fourth grade or over the death of their savior.

It began when jimmy saw the cross-shaped guitar. Two styles were fused that day: Christian Rock and EMO were combined with one another to spawn a new, ultra-sucky genre. This freshly born style had the power to bring tears to the eyes of sentimental losers with funny hair, while simultaeneously encouraging the young population of america to sign up for the christian church. To the dismay of every straight male and reasonable human being on earth, the birth of JEMO had come to pass.

by Masked definitioner June 1, 2004

joejob

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy shoots his load in her eye. The girl then gets mad, and flicks the guy in the butthole.

As Joe was railing Kayli in the mouth, he squirted.
He then recieved a horrific flick to the rectum or anus, resulting in a joejob.'

by Jake Hoganson July 14, 2009

joesoft

jerks off every day, so often farts tickle.
j.o.e.s.o.f.t.

OMG! joesoft happens to me everyday!

by crapneck May 9, 2008

Joelover

Someone who loves Joe in the book Great Expectations.

I'm a Joelover.

by vgygt1 November 20, 2012

joeymoe

Joeymoe is very cocky, confident, boujee and conceited with ones self. Has a need for speed, loves to spend money and show off. He is a one of a kind meaning there is only one of him. He cannot take no for an answer. When it comes to his car, jewelry and phone those are his most prized possessions and the only things he could really care about at times. His girlfriend is his protector and he leans on her for guidance, even though he is stubborn and sometimes makes it seem like he doesn't need her help, he is actually craving it. He is a sweet, loving baby at heart but hides it with a hard-ass attitude because of his past. Only that true girl will really change him to become a better man and once he finds her no one could change him back. He can be confused whether he wants to be a good guy or a rudeboy. Overall he is Joeymoe! Issa Boss!

Im Joeymoe bitch! Can't nobody be me!

by IssaNeeNee March 13, 2017

joelong

A 'joelong' is unit of measure, like a furlong, but for group chat message length. The length of which is based on the average length of that one person in the WhatsApp/group chat whose messages are almost always too long. One joelong is typically as long as this explanation, the main difference being, it could be made significantly shorter. Perhaps a single line.

Sorry that message was 3 joelongs. In short, my wisdom teeth need to come out.

by Beaver-man January 12, 2018