JIMMER

A midgets very small penis, comes from the root word jim, which means small penis.

That byu player has a jimmer!

by verysmartperson March 23, 2011

Jimmer

One who jims a lot.
A person who's chillin, hanging out, takin' it cool, laid back, looking high, enjoying whatever.

see: jim, jimming

1. That guy is one damn jimmer.

2. Get off my lawn, jimmers!

3. Look at that cool jimmer, takin' it smoove and all.

by PatD September 16, 2003

jimmer

A latex condom, prophylactic.

Hey man, can I borrow a jimmer?

by Bradder September 23, 2007

Jimmer

To score on ones own net through lack of skill, basic motor control or by accident. This term is usually used to refer to goalies.

He made the save but then he pulled a Jimmer when he tried to pass it.

by White Guy Samurai June 23, 2006

Jimmerview

A post-game sports interview which has become standardized, i.e. asks the same questions of and receives the same answers, from the same player, after every game.

Sportscasters interviewing Fredette at BYU developed the Jimmerview: q. How did you score? (a. threw ball at basket.) How did you win? (Thank you to awesome teammates and coach.) What's next? (Win next game.) How do you keep focused with all this media attention? (I practice instead of reading the 6000 articles written about me this week, cause I already know I'm that good.)

by cheer 4 D. Rose February 23, 2011

jiversen

a person who fucks their dog, then eats there shit.
similar of that of a feltch

"ew! look at that girl eating her dog's shit!"
"oh my god! shes a jiversen!"

by jizzle12345 August 19, 2008

Jivvers

The Java programming language.

Hey! Are you done with that new game in Jivvers yet?

by Hugh the Hand March 10, 2009