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jew

people who were blamed, and treated like dirt.
i am part jewish. i have ancestors who were jewish, but later on, one of them switched to christianity though i stand proud and tall as a jew.
by admin jew July 4, 2007
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jew

Let's Clear up some of the Misconceptions in these postings.

A Jew is a person who's mother is Jewish. (Some streams of Judaism argue that Jewish patrimony can be acquired through the father as well).
Jews are not a race but an eclectic mix of different races, nationalities, and cultures; they are a truly multi-cultural and multi-ethnic people. However, within this mix, there are distinct ethnic groups such as the Ashkenazic and Sephardic Jews that make up the overwhelming majority of the Jewish People.
Most American Jews are of Ashkenazic origin -- usually originating from Eastern Europe or the former Soviet Union. Therefore, American Jews could largely be classified as an ethnic group, hence the characteristic stereotypes, although there are exceptions.
A Jew is not a person who practices Judaism, although most Jews do adhere to some form of Jewish practice or cultural tradition.
A Jew is not an Israeli and an Israeli is not a Jew. An Israeli is a citizen of the state of Israel. While most Israeli's are Jewish, there are also non-Jewish citizens of Israel.
A Jew is not automatically a citizen of the state of Israel. A Jew must apply for and be granted citizenship to the state just like everyone else, although most are awarded citizenship rather easily.
Larry King's parents were Ashkenazic Jews. Therefore, regardless of whether Larry King practices Judaism or not, Larry King is an Ashkenazic Jew.
Larry King is not an Israeli citizen.
by NAteshot April 14, 2006
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Jew a Jew

An expression used by a Jewish person who would like to make the point that he is even cheaper than another Jewish person who is being cheap.
Hey man, can I borrow ten bucks for this pizza; I forgot my wallet at home.

Dude, you know you can’t Jew a Jew.
by liebenstein June 8, 2013
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Jew

1. (Noun) A people group originating from Israel.
Commonly used by emoes and high school kids as a word that is meant to be an insult. Often used because they've never met a Jewish person in their life or are otherwise ignorant to the Jews in their life, are stupid and can't come up with a better word, or are simply a bunch of intolerant pricks who just want someone to fight against.
"That's such a jew trick"

"Don't be such a jew and give me your lunch"
by Jewbacca123 August 9, 2009
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jews

Jews:
Ben Stiller (Actor), Adam Sandler (Comedian Actor), Steven Spielburg (Famoues Director), Kevin Mitnick (Most Famous Hacker), Hillel Slovak (Lead Guitarist in Red Hot Chili Peppers), Rob Bourdon (Drummer in Linkin Park), Brad Delson (Lead Guitarist in Linkin Park), Slash (Lead Guitarist in Gun's N Roses), Gene Simmons (Lead Singer of Kiss), Davin Blaine (magician), Albert Einstein (Scientist), Mel Blanc (Voice of Bugs Bunny), Matt Stone (Co-creator of South Park)
by 4d4m October 28, 2008
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Jew

We have more fun.
"Dude, I wouldn't be so bored if I was a jew!"

"Ya, I totally agree to the max..."
by Bored christian February 23, 2009
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jews

A hated ethnic group for no reason. Jesus was a jew and the holy bible was about jews so all the christians who use "jew" as a bad word are hypocrites.

Jew is not a godam race for all you uneducated idiots.
Those darn jews stole my shoes.
by acne March 26, 2008
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