Jehovah's Witness

A rare breed, they usually travel in groups. They can be found roaming through neighborhoods standing on the doorsteps of homes. In the event that you see a Jehovah's witness follow these steps. Close the curtains, shut off the tv, and hide. The jehovah will then proceed to ring your door bell, stay calm dont make any sudden movements, this will enrage the witness but they will soon leave, but watch out they still may be watching.

Jeff: o shit hide the Jehovah's witness are coming

Jehovah's witness: "ding dong"..........those MOTHER FUCKERS!

Bob: that was a close one.

by Avalache2121 August 3, 2008

jehovah's witness

A person who, despite all efforts to make them stop, refuses to stop calling, showing up, or otherwise attempting to make contact with another person.

After I dumped her, she went all Jehovah's Witness on me.

by SabineLaGrande June 8, 2004

jehovah's witness

The perfect example of why not to open the door to strangers.

I almost wished they were serial rapists when I found out I had opened my door to 2 Jehovah's witnesses.

by s0x0r September 23, 2005

Jehovawatt

A jehovahwatt is based on the concept of the amount of energy one must expend trying to explain evolution to a creationist before you feel compelled to light yourself on fire in frustration.

"It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine"

"1.21 Jehovawatts! 1.21 Jehovawatts! The only thing that has that much power is a bolt of lightning!"

by ez1923 August 31, 2005

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

JewBoo

When your boo (a friend, a lover, a companion, etc..) is of the Jewish nature. But only if her mother is Jewish otherwise she's not a real JewBoo! This person tends to be extremely comical and enjoyable to be around. Usually likes to say really inappropriate things at really inappropriate times.

Last night, JewBoo and I rolled around in the Grand Am. We had a good time.

by rebadiculous April 4, 2009

Jewhole

A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.

Jewholes ruin the world.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009