This is the month where you repent of your sins from Destroy Dick December, you must fast from masturbation, sex, and watching porn, instead you must turn to the Bible for wisdom and guidance.
by JarodCostello November 25, 2018
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A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.
by arzeeeee March 31, 2019
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Get the Mop Jesus mug.Invented by 14th century Tibeten monks: Jesus Pong is widely understood as the greatest game in the world, consisting of 2 or more players playing an adapted version of ping pong where the ball must hit the floor once before your turn to play. You are out if the ball hits the floor twice, or you miss the table after you strike the ball. In some cases a rick shaw is used for Moo Shoo runs when really hungry after many games of Jesus Pong.
You are the greatest Jesus Pong player I have ever seen. Besides myself, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.
by nwdriller81 October 3, 2007
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by Khamey January 30, 2010
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