The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ

"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."

by AntiMJ June 8, 2009

jerjer

Sex. To fuck or the act of having sex. Gay language in the Philippines for sex.

Let's go jerjer tonight.

by Sharkybyte April 1, 2008

Tear-jerker

When the man ejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.

Cory: "Oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?"
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*

by John, Mike, Chris, and Mr. Feeney March 30, 2008

Jerper

A name you would either call someone as an insult, or in other cases call your buddy when he does something dumb.

Man that Mike kid is SUCH a Jerper

Dude you burnt the Nachos? Your such a Jerper.

by Joelskees October 18, 2010

D'Jever

Did you ever? More proof of the trend towards less intelligible language until it's all up for grabs. You can spell your name "S-m-i-t-h" and pronounce it "Janopski" if you want to (thank you George Carlin).

D'jever hear anything so stupid?

by Greenbomb101 April 10, 2006

Jerker

A computer workstation or desk manufactured by Ikea. It is metal and wood and is modular in that Ikea provides extra shelves and drawers to expand and modify it.

My Jerker holds all three of my computers and is where I spend my time working at home.

by Patrick Palmer July 15, 2003

Jerjermon

individuals who are addictive to sex and can't live without doing it in a week.

Like jejemons this individuals cant be found on social networks. They usually chat a lot online looking for victims..They spend money in a bar to impress ladies which will end up to (jerjer)

Hi do you know the word for the day?? Its Legs!! Why dont you come over to my place and spread the word.

_ This are some pick lines to impress woman might sound arrogant but its the confidence that will make way to get in to her pants.

jerjermon

will ask you nice and interesting questions TO penetrate.

by hamster69 May 7, 2010