National Kiss Jensen day

May 28th is national kiss Jensen day

I kissed him because its national kiss Jensen day

by LEVIisHOT May 27, 2022

jensen

tristian drasculas little sister her sister buys me dip

jensens sister is cooler than her

by rebel child October 15, 2015

Carter Jensen

A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.

Sheep.

Carter Jensen you have car in your name.

by SekuTard December 11, 2018

Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.

Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?

by lilSund February 9, 2019

Maria Jensen

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.

She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache

Wow is that Maria Jensen
She must have some big tits
And a wierd cousin

by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019

Jensen

A manufacturer of high-quality audio transformers for line and microphone applications. Jensen also owns the rights to the Jensen 990 discrete op-amp, which is commonly used in microphone preamplifiers.

Jensen transformers are the shit.

by Q-29 April 30, 2019

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018