jenison

A town for big sluts that will have sex with just about anyone. People often hate eachother for no apparent reason, Hudsonville (a city over)is way better than Jenison, because there is no sluts and whores.

"She is such a whore!"
"Yeah, She must be from Jenison."

by x0x0brooke July 4, 2008

Jenis

The penis of our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

On the third day jenis rose again.

by maltar June 2, 2011

Jenison

a girl who lights up rooms without trying, if you become friends with her she’ll be the most amazing person you’ve ever met, her smile will be warming, her laugh will be comforting, and she’ll give you a unconditional love you can’t find in any other friend, and will be the most trustworthy friend you’ve ever had.

and irreplaceable person.

i saw jenison and my day was already perfect

by laylowv January 20, 2022

Aunt Jenise

Typically a old white woman who often has a cigarette in hand. She has a raspy voice, a ridiculous perm, and hates kids or anyone younger than her.

She normally drives a old SUV and is talking on her phone with friends with names like Cheryl, Denise, or Mary.

Guy 1: to guy 2 "Dude, you're so lucky your grandma is nice! Mine is a total Aunt Jenise! She made me do her shopping after school."

Guy 2: to guy 1 "Yeah? That sucks!"

by ScynBlade December 7, 2013

Jenise

Someone who is nice and drunk

Hey is that Jenise being high?
Yeah

by OrtusSux March 26, 2021

Jexius

A Jexius is an ugly cone-shaped object which strikingly resembles a transvestite donkey witch.

Did you know Sarah Jessica Parker is a Jexius in denial?

by ImPlosion October 28, 2010

Jenisa

Thinks they’re cool but they’re rlly not XD. Probably wears a lotta lip gloss and is short, likely a thot and has at least 1 boyfriend. It’s a code name when you don’t wanna offend anyone so you can talk trash about them.

Hey, you see that Jenisa over there? What a thot.

by mQrZ September 17, 2019