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jensen

A very sexy man, the most sexy man you will ever meet in fact. A jensen has a huge cock and is amazing with women. They’re quite possibly some of the best people and most well liked people ever. Nothing tops a jensen.
becky: omg he is such a jensen!
samantha: i know, he’s so sexy and he has such a way with women.
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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[Lyle Jensen]

a character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the movie "Manic".Lyle is a teen whose sent to a physicart hospital.He beat a classmate nearly to death with a baseball bat.He befriends other teens in the hospital.
Lyle Jensen:"I promise i would never hurt you."
by torz504 October 6, 2008
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THE JENSEN

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Jenger

I saw some jengers on the beach today so I knocked down their tower of blocks.
by Bobtheballer December 31, 2018
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Jennencosistenlystonraryno

It is an ingredient that was gotten rid of from the ice cream "Ben and Jerry"
"So, the ingredient in here is called "Jennencosistenlystonraryno"
by Yoon Kyohan May 5, 2020
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Clay Jensen

by funnydogpipo March 1, 2021
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Jensenism

An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.
"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.
by Matthew 24:7-8 January 8, 2005
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