jejetyping

1. a form of typing used by jejemons to communicate with one another.

2. one way of abusing your computer keyboard's caps lock and shift buttons.

3. one way of butchering the Filipino language by typing in unnecessary letters in Filipino words and typing them in a way that only jejemons or people who have studied jejetyping as a major (or a minor maybe) back in college to understand how these kind of peoples communicate in their own "special" language.

1.jejemon1: hI MiSs, caN I hVe Ur NmEnDNUMbeR, n0h?

jejemon2: N0H wy, U'rE sO jOlOGZ WItH D wy U TyPe

P0Wh...

jejetyping the way jejemons like their sentences.

2. damn, with the way these jejemons type, they're gonna bust their keyboard's caps lock and shift keys! stupid jejetyping!

3. Aq ANg HipHop superstaR NG tondo bHeYBiE LoLz!

jejetyping for: ako ang hiphop superstar ng tondo baby!

by JEJEMONHATER12 April 19, 2010

jewetnit

jewetnit is Dutch alternative spelling for Je weet niet, which means, you dont know. It is used to express that something is awesome, or implies you are awesome yourself. It is often followed by the letter g, short for gengster.

Dude 1: Hey I saw you rocked that test we had last week.
Dude 2: jewetnit g im awesome.

by jewetnitwiikben December 2, 2010

jebem ti mater

"Jebem ti mater" is a sentence by which a Balkan mother expresses her love for a child. When Balkan moms are angry, they run around the house after the child with a slap in the hand and shout: "JEBEM TI MATER!" Even tho that means "fuck you motherfucker" she uses it anyway.

Mom: hi son,what grade did you get from the math test?

Son: I got F, I'm sorr-
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER COME HERE!

by jebatcutimamu July 31, 2021

Jerett

A sweet, loving husband.

I'm so lucky I have a jerett.

Ah, suck, I wish mine was a jerett!

by I'm a Pepper July 29, 2011

jeetsies

the sexiest and cutest feet of the talented and adorable stray kids members han jisung

girl1: omg did you see his jeetsies?!
girl2: omg yeah theyre so cute

by hans egg head January 3, 2021

jepetah

The crippling pain one feels from loneliness while also being deeply afraid of intimacy

We’re both so jepetah

by elleavatorr January 28, 2023

jenett

A Jenett is a type of girl who is playful, a sweet heart, and very funny. She can be a drama queen at times but everyone still loves her, it's hard not to.(; She makes a great bestfriend and is a great secert keep you can trust her with anything! You are very luck if you ever meet you. She is a lover not a fighter but she will stand up for her self.

James: Damn who is that girl?
Tylerr: She Jenett the most awesomest person in the world.
James damn she fine as hell and funny you must be right she seems like a jenett.

by kittybug27 September 30, 2012