Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.

Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!

by roastbeefcurtain January 9, 2020

solly japanese onry

very very racist stuff in japan

japanese dude #1 "i'm so sooo solly!"
japanese dude #2 "i'm soooo solly too!!"
american dude "dafuq?"
japanese dude #1 "solly japanese onry!!!!"

by omeko February 13, 2022

Japanese Wannabe

First of all, japanese wannabe means a person that tries to be a japanese. They will try to speak some japanese when they see japanese, or even try to show it off to some of their friends.

Japanese Wannabe A : Watashiwa Yukari Chiuzibai!!

Japanese : Kuso!! Go and learn ur own language properly before u learn japanese buddy.

Japanese Wannabe B : Hello, I am from Japan (actually from china or some other asian countries) Nice to meet u all.. Kawaii people!

Japanese Wannabe C : Lets take some pics!! ( posing in a very ridiculous face that he/she thinks is cute )

by Anti - Wannabe September 16, 2006

javaneze

a javaneze as in coffee addict
coffee junkie

he can't open his eyes unless he has some coffee, he's a total javaneze.
he drives his bike like a javaneze. (speedy)

by nicholasGR July 24, 2008

japanetically

Something that is modified or created by the Japanese. Japanetically modified cars are all the range these day, although there may be some adverse health risks due to lack of research in the growth of japanese products.

Some would say that the PS3 is a japanetically modified Xbox 360.

by Yapstarr December 28, 2008

Japanese Crab Stroke

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.

Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok

by Nex Solo April 24, 2011

jamaine

Jamaine is a loveable, and adorable person. He likes attention but doesn’t like to be the center of it. Jamaine’s are charismatic. They almost always tell the truth. They are very caring. They are also protective of people surrounding them more than they are of themselves. He most likely has a fear of embarrassment, and doesn’t want to put himself out to the world. He is a shy, non-talkative person before he opens up to you. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jamaine in their circle of friendship.

“ Where were you?”

“With Jamaine.”

“Ooohhh, say no more. What did you guys do?”
“...”

by Leah Beah May 16, 2018