Jonah

A simp with anger issues that tries to guilt trip lots of people

Did you hear that she broke up with Jonah.

by Bootilicious baddie 69 June 9, 2022

Jonah

Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.

"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"

by because yes September 1, 2022

Jonah

A person who acts like a dick and has a billboard for a forehead, really arrogant

Damn, your dumb Jonah with that big ass forehead.

by ChadBrosky November 16, 2021

Jonah

A person with a god complex

Hey how are you doing
JONAH (godly)

by OCTANE69MAIN May 19, 2021

Jonah

Maybe if you weren't such an asshole you would actually get some girls and you wouldn't have to suck your own cock every night.

A girl: Hey.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.

by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023

jonah

a retard looking mother fucker with tuna lips and a misshaped head.

jonah is a faggot

by niethan thomas February 8, 2014

Jonah

Dances around naked at 3am doing a satanic ritual with a horse fucking a dong in the back room. Also has a sexual attraction to twitch streamers. As he fucks a horse in the back room he notices his favorite twitch streamer is on, hyphin, and goes to the other room to jerk off constantly!

Jonah fuck your mom at 3am during his satanic ritual.

by Dad, is that you? March 18, 2019