Knob-Jockey

A Homosexual. Imagine a man riding a horse. Now replace that horse with a man.

The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".

Hey Graham Norton, are you a Knob-Jockey?

by wildmurphy April 17, 2009

dong jockey

a girl that rides the dong all the time

look at that f***ing dong jockey

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

nob jockey

used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey

also used as an insult

that suzy is a world class nob jockey
Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey

by Jose February 5, 2004

disc jockeying

A form of female masturbation.

A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.

Dude, I was going to my girlfriends house, and when i got inside i found her disc jockeying it on the couch.

by washiger August 18, 2007

Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items

Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!

by Apollo83 July 5, 2019

trunk jockey

A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to be your trunk jockey, you simply tell him that he IS your trunk jockey and proceed to throw him against a wall. A trunk jockey can only be used in one's hooptie. Be careful, they bite.

Yo, B hop up in my trunk. Make da hooptie bump. To attract your trunk jockey, sing the following song; "Trunk jockey, trunk jockey, spin me a rhyme, make da hooptie bump, and have a nice time, can't you see, trunk jockey, you were meant to sit in my trunk." Always sing this attractive tune to the melody of Fiddler on the Roof's song, "Matchmaker."
- IF this doesn't work, you might get lucky and find a midget that will accept leprachaun gold.

If trained properly, your midget can also be trained into doing the chicken wing with you!

by K-Wreck, OLI LOC, HARRI M April 23, 2007

salad jockey

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.

Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey

by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018