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blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.
criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"
by girl April 20, 2004
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Steve Jobs

Something I think I should clarify, because about 90% of the people before me haven't given him the thanks he deserves.

Steve Jobs is the co-founder and former CEO of the famous company Apple. He is part responsible for giving the world the iPod, iPhone, iPad, and the computer mouse. Not to mention the worlds safest, most stable, easy-to-use and surprisingly compatible operating system (OSX) and computers (iMacs and MacBooks). Steve Jobs was a legend and one of the modern world's greatest technological masterminds. Credit, of course, though, has to be given to Apple's other co-founder and employees, but Steve Jobs is the real creative genius. Many people on the Urban Dictionary hate on him because his products are "shit" (that is obviously completely untrue) or because he "doesn't donate to charity like Bill Gates". He has already given the world enough.

As of October 5, 2011, Steve Jobs has lost his long battle with pancreatic cancer. The Earth has lost one of history's greatest people.
Long live Steve Jobs. He is a god and will always be in our memories.
by iDWiA739 October 7, 2011
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no jobs for you.

terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.
Boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search 'aub jobs.'
Girl: okay...
Boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
Girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.
by stiff prude November 12, 2008
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blow jobs

Blow jobs, When a man sucks the beaver or a women sucks the meat
sally was giving blow jobs to the homeless
by walrus bacon December 28, 2005
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free jobs

Where you put your resume on the internet and instead of employers want you for the positions that are related in your skills/experience......you get marketing and/or insurance salesman positions that are based only on commission/sales you make that you work for free mainly in the beginning.
Hey my friend, I just got a "free jobs" from Aflac. They saw my resume and want me to work for free for them for the first few weeks or months until I make money for them.
by DoctorOfDictionary June 30, 2015
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Steve Jobs Memorial

A collection of Apple products situated close to one another, in a room or on a person.
Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
by Human nuts April 23, 2019
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Steve Jobs

Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner
Here, rack us up a steve jobs
by Lil 2 chainz July 4, 2021
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