Jack Off Jill

I'm sick of reading these incoherent definitions of JOJ, so I'll put in an accurate one. They're not metal or goth rock, and anyone who says they're either obviously knows nothing about either genre. Though Jessicka does scream, they're simply a rock band of mainly girls. They broke up in 2000 (not 2000) due to conflict between Jessicka and Robin because Robin thought she wasn't getting enough credit for JOJ.

Marilyn Manson convinced her to change the name from Jack In Jill to Jack Off Jill, and he didn't persuade her while she was drunk OR in bed...It was simply through a hallucinating contest. Anyway, they've had a total of 12 members in the band, including Daisy from Manson's group.

Since the band broke up, Jessicka has started a new band called Scarling., which is quite different and always ends in a ".".

Glad we've cleared all that up.

Jack Off Jill rules.

by Bloodshed December 22, 2004

Jack off queen

A woman who is so hot that ever time you see her it makes you want to go and jack off.

Ever time I see Kathy I keep thinking about how good it would be to fuck her till I get home and can jack off. And that is an example of a jack off queen.

by Deep blue 2012 February 1, 2010

Jack Off January

As compensation for participanting in No Nut November, which is harder than you think, you can also participate in this event where you must nut every day in January. It’s certainly an easier challenge, it probably happens every day tbh... just follow it and you’re a good person.

Cisgender Male 1: What do you plan to do during January?
Cisgender Male 2: I’m going to do Jack Off January.

by jerrysanduski November 14, 2017

Jack-off double feature

When you masturbate two times in a row.

"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 19, 2015

Jack off coke

The little bit of coke you take home from your bag to snort before you watch porn and try to jack off.

Matty: Hey brigham, here’s a line to take home.
Brigham: Thanks for the jack off coke.

by Kanye1420 May 6, 2023

jack off sandwich

A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption

"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"

"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"

by brento ricedaddy February 17, 2009

jack-off-off

A competition among males to see who can ejaculate the largest amount of semen.

Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.

by necronanofelcher November 17, 2009