glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.

“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”

by Michael Callahan December 21, 2023

An invitation

He should have to do what I say! He should have to be anointed by the priestess! He should have to live in servitude to piece of shit parents who think they are better than him! How should have to care about our fuck trophies regardless of the effect we have on his life!

Hym "An invitation? They SHOULD have told me they were bringing women to fucking that MENTALLY RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. THAT is what SHOULD have happened! You SHOULD have done what I told you. You SHOULD do what I'm telling you to do now. You SHOULD care that this is happening to people. She SHOULD have to say no to the retard. I SHOULD have done WORSE to that retard and the whore than I did. But what you SHOULDN'T be doing is trying to leverage my situation to get me to do you bullshit self help. A lot of things should be."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

reverse-invitation

An elegant "RSVP" card dat asks you NOT to attend some fancy-pants shindig.

If they'd known he'd been planning to cacophonously crash their "perfectly-planned day", Cassandra Wong's folks would likely have sent Wayne Campbell a reverse-invitation to said wedding-service!

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Gag-Invitation

Gag-Invitation is when a girl is giving head and as she gags her mouth opens up more so that you can stuff your balls in her mouth well.

Dave told John that his girlfriend gave him the Gag-Invitation last night.

by Salladpatch May 26, 2025

The Randy Meatball Invitational

The greatest meatball based Super Smash Brothers Ultimate tournament of all time, dedicated to the one and only Randy Meatball

(aka the ANNUAL Randy Meatball Invitational; the RMI; the Randy Meatball Invitational Tournament; etc.)

Ron DeFitzSimpson: yo bro I just won the Randy Meatball Invitational

Margaret: #hypecore!! now can you buy some food other than meatballs with your winnings?

Ron DeFitzSimpson: hell no!!

by fgbgob June 1, 2025

IMvitation

an invitation sent over AOL Instant Messenger, sometimes referred to as IM.

Did you hear about Brian's wedding?
Yeah, i talked to him online yesterday, he gave me an IMvitation.

by mark spanglar April 3, 2008

Invetigation

A half-hearted or hasty review of something with results that are thrown together quickly - usually just to get someone off your back.

Boss: "Did you look into that anomaly yet?"
Worker: "I'm fix'n to start my invetigation now. I'll be done in 10 mins."

by JustAcceptIt March 7, 2011