Invitati

A FIFA tournament between four to ten people, usually done as part of pre-drinks. The winner of the invitati will usually hand down forfeits to the losers to be completed on the night.

You going to the Ender invitati tonight, mate? I hear he's about to hand out some mad beatingz yo

by Redne Mas January 28, 2014

illegitimate invitation

Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.

J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"

by wordgrl August 5, 2008

Good invite

Only to be used when a “friend” doesn’t invite anyone to an activity they could all enjoy.

Good invite Kristian you cuck!

by Anon1098728 June 12, 2020

sailor's invitation

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.

They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation

by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022

invited to the cookout

It's simply slain for a non-black person invited into the black community for not being a racist or calling out their own for being racist.

She's most definitely invited to the cookout for calling out that white supremacist

by Blackpower May 1, 2023

Filipino Invite

A non invite. A invitation to an event that was never offered as there is no intent for the inviter to actually have the potential invitee attend.

J: Hey did you invite Jim to your party?
M: No, he got the ole Filipino Invite.

by Omega Sweat January 6, 2012

Thanks for the Invite

A common phrase spoken when you did not get an invite to an event. You say it for no real reason at all just to get a reaction from people or to let them know that you are in disappointment that you did not get invited. Even if it is something of no interest to you, you say it anyways!

"Hey guys, we sure had fun last night didn't we?" A boy in the room raises his head and says: "Thanks for the invite"

Invite can be interchanged with Intro, when you did not get introduced to someone.

by Big Deal22 January 21, 2011