Invurp

An awkward biological phenomena that occurs where an individual produces a big enough yawn that air enters too quickly down the throat, making a "burp-like" sound.

Jane: "dude, were you the one that burped in class?"

John: "No! I swear to god I invurped! You know...an inverse burp"

by Caneil November 19, 2009

Invader Zim

The best cartoon yet to be made that may lead to an advacement in cartoon technology, despite it's being cancelled.

by Raven July 22, 2003

invisible tickle

When you move your hands toward someone and wiggle your fingers as if you're tickling them but don't actually touch them and they still laugh hysterically and try to push you away like you're actually tickling them.

My sister Adrian hates the invisible tickle! hahaha haaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa a aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaa ajahahaha hahadsf jsdf

by Jennnnnnnnn August 6, 2006

invisible conversationalism

when you are talking to someone who is behind you while walking and they stop, turn a corner, turn around, start talking to someone else, etc. without your knowing. you keep on walking and talking to them even though they aren't there, resulting in stares and strange looks.

I walked down the hallway of my school one monday telling my friend how my weekend was when she turned into the library without my knowing; I was still talking. I was at the end of the hallway when I realized she wasn't there, it was then that I figured out why everyone was giving me funny looks. -Invisible Conversationalism-

by Michiko-hime November 26, 2006

Inverse Wink

A flirtatious action where one begins with both eyes closed, opens just one eye with a flirty smile (looks the same as traditional flirtatious winking), and then returns to having both eyes closed.

She was trying everything to get his attention but traditional flirting was inadequate; therefore she tried an inverse wink, his attention was caught, and they are now married.

by juking January 14, 2015

Inverse date

A date that begins with sexual intercourse, first, to reduce sexual tension and increase the overall enjoyment of the dating experience.

Guy: Why don't we just stay in tonight...?
Gal: I'm really looking forward to insert dating activity, so let's just do an inverse date.

by D&C May 24, 2016

inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.

Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*

by anonymous September 20, 2021