Someone who has no desire to be in a relationship. Often a sign of issues in previous relationships, depression, anxiety or simply a fear of being mistreated in a relationship.
by ... --- ... September 23, 2020
Get the Intentionally single mug.The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.
Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
by honneamise December 2, 2018
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The advent of intestinalism from the 1960s is more profuse today than ever before. As we approach the colon of societies collective amoeba, We Face some of the most diabolical probiotic culturals yet and even the dead corpses of yesterday still have yet to ferment in the deep bubbling sulfurous abyss of shreks 4th stomach
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Girl, that's a case of intentional emoization there. He's prolly still a virgin, and a pervert at that.
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