Facebook Insomnia

When you can't sleep, so you patrol your Facebook News Feed for new entries to comment on, or reload your page over and over again in the hopes that someone has commented on your feed, thus dignifying your existence on Facebook at four in the morning.

Roger: Seriously, I had the worst case of Facebook Insomnia last night.

John: Did you end up finding anyone to talk to?

Roger: Not really. Katie was on, and I commented on her feed, but she never kept it going. Then later, I found out that she was still online, but ignoring me.

John: Bitch...

Roger: I know, right? We're like kindred spirits...

by Keane Ackers May 13, 2010

intestinal insomnia

when you are trying to sleep, but your stomach is bubbling and groaning like you are about to shit all over bed. But you lay there thinking that it is going to go away. It ends up keeping you on edge all night in fear of waking up in your own shit.

Al had such a bad case of intestinal insomnia that he was up all night scraping (casino flavored) shit off of his sheets.

Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.

by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008

Sleepover Insomnia

Going to bed so late at a sleepover that you can't get to sleep the next night.

Sarah went to bed at 4 am at the sleepover last night. Now she has Sleepover Insomnia.

by OneOfTheFewNorthDakotansLeft October 23, 2010

alcohol insomnia

The phenomenon of sleeping less after a night of drinking. May or may not involve crashing because of alcohol. A person wakes up earlier and is unable to fall back asleep because of an interrupted REM phase, and results in a gradual tiredness.

A: Yo, I have a serious hangover, dude
B: I don't, but I got alcohol insomnia. Woke up at 6:00 this morning and now I'm dead tired

by Sleepless in the Summer July 23, 2010

Aero-Insomnia

The condition of not being able to fall asleep on airplanes, or at least finding it extremely difficult.

My friend has been experiencing aero-insomnia during most of his trips to Latin America

by stewie_28 May 29, 2020

Post christmas insomnia

After opening presents on christmas day, being very excited about a certain present and stay up all night using it.

Jon looked like a rabid squirrel after Christmas due to post Christmas insomnia. He got no sleep. Later he passed out in his mother's bed.

by Hello Satan December 26, 2009

Sunday night insomnia

the inability to sleep on a Sunday night because you were out late the past two nights partying/hanging out and now you have to go to bed much earlier for work/school the next morning

"I only got 4 hours of sleep last night....I went to bed at 11 but Sunday night insomnia kept me awake forever

by jack butler505 March 18, 2011