ineption

Completely inept at understanding the film, Inception.

You don't understand Christopher Nolan's latest masterpiece? Talk about ineption.

by bentobox August 5, 2010

insest

The wrong way to spell "incest".

At least 3 people on urban dictionary can't spell worth catshit. How do you fucks thing that " insest " is right? Jesus christ.

by Dr. Saynt March 22, 2009

Freudian insertion

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.

"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.

by xollock May 22, 2009

(Insert Name Here)

A dick who decides to either create a glowing definition of himself on Urban Dictionary, or looks up his own name on aforementioned site.

You're trying to find your name, huh? You vane (insert name here)!

by Ianislol April 25, 2017

[insert character] irl

Being a irl of a character means you ARE this character.

My friend is insert character irl!

by unknown nonsense April 20, 2022

Insexticated

To be distracted while driving in ones vehicle while sending sexts (erotic and arousing texts) through a cell phone.

The insexticated man crashed his vehicle because he was sexting and not paying attention to the road.

by Captain K & Katball January 5, 2012

incepturbation

jerking off on a video of you jerking off while recording yourself jerking off to a video of you jerking off.

dave: i walked in on greg's incepturbation session last night. he had the whole setup, it was gross!

by peetr March 31, 2013