Inspector Hector

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.

Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-

by Mr. Decent June 2, 2008

Gnome Inspector

To inspect gnomes.

" Hes a Gnome Inspector - He Inspects gnomes" -me

"cool man"- you

by gnome inspector June 14, 2010

insultory

insulting mannerisms, an insulting way of communicating, a personality that leans toward the use of insults in discourse.

People on Twitter often take an insultory approach in communicating.

by edmmotorcycle September 8, 2016

Insectophile

A guy/girl that gets off watching insects fuck.

The insectophile got a hard on watching a grasshopper porn DVD his friend made him, but thought the flying insects were more acrobatic and exciting to watch. He thought there was something wrong with the people who watched reptile porn.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019

curtain inspector

A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.

"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."

by traviesa2007 July 7, 2007

Protein Injector

Male genitalia other wise known as the penis.

During the act of coitus, his girlfriend really didn't seem to appreciate being told to "milk his protein injector."

by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011

Mailbox inspector

A slang term to describe a type of cap that you see people wearing, characterized first by its long peak but further identified by a huge curve in the peak of the hat.

Any person wearing a hat like this can be imagined looking into a mailbox where the entire peak fits right in so the person can look up close so as to inspect the mailbox.

Here comes Johnny, look at the huge curve in the brim of his hat! He looks like he's a mailbox inspector!

by Alley1969 September 1, 2013