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innocent

Someone who hasn’t done anything with anyone. Nothing bad, this person just hasn’t kissed or held hands with anyone. They usually haven’t had a real girlfriend or boyfriend yet.
She never dated anyone... he’s really innocent. She obviously doesn’t know how to kiss.
by Crazynone July 11, 2019
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Innocent

by Fandom Collecter March 21, 2021
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I’m innocent!

An expression used by someone, sort of like a form of comical sarcasm, when they’ve clearly been caught red-handed doing something that otherwise may have gone unexpected. i.e. smoking or drinking
Jane: Who me? I’m innocent! Haha.

Crowd: Haha! Yeah. Right.
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
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innocent bystander

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off someone else with that hand. Very similar to the "stranger".
My girlfriend prefers the innocent bystander treatment during foreplay, but I couldn't get my hand to fall asleep
by TheDonGregga December 15, 2016
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Alternative Energy Incentives

Hey, I just gave an Alternative Energy Incentives-- good thing it wasn't OTEC.
by The Resolution December 22, 2008
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incentivize

Verb, apparently. American version of the much simpler root word "incent".

Why they can't seem to cope with this much simpler word, I don't know.. obviously doesn't sound important enough.
From dictionary.com (yes, that's right, it's listed - to make matters worse, their definition of "incent" says, "to incentivize"):

"This bill will help incentivize everybody to solve that part of the problem” (Richard A. Gephardt)."

How absurd is that. Gah.
by Grammar Police Sgt Killgore October 15, 2004
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