instant whore

A women that is an ugly duckling who turns into a swan becomes a sex fiend over night.

"Tara never got guys her entire life, she became pretty and turned into an instant whore."

by Elizabeth Rodriquez December 8, 2007

Instant Messenger

A way of communication without having to text/call or hang out with that person. If it weren't for Instant Messenger I wouldn't have as many friends as I DO(: Its pretty freaking awesome. Even though you might not even talk to half of your contacts... you still got more people online. Great for having HILARIOUS group discussions with all your cool friends. If I walk away from my computer for a second I first check to see who got online while I was gone... Very addictive. But totally awesome(: ***warning: may lead to loss of social skills***

Instant Messenger converstation:

Julia: You missed it. Me, Mclovin, Marco, Mikey, Emily, and ew David had a big group convo(:

Rachel: haha. Sounds funny! Wish I would have been there minus the david part. lol!

by pprplanesandhearts March 20, 2009

instant date

When two people go out for a date and if they don’t like what they see, they bounce.

Man 1: “man I went out for an instant date”
Man 2: “oh yeah? How was it?”
Man 1: “Thought she would look like Halle Barry but instead looked like my big toe so I dipped”

by Dianalynnis April 11, 2023

Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.

Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.

Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."

Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.

Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core

Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.

by boxcarracer944 August 13, 2009

Instant Pussy

Loose woman especially when drunk.

She is an instant pussy, just add beer.

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Instant Dad

When you go MILF Hunting and is force to marry that MILF you become an Instant Dad.

Scape: Yo Neng and Tok, guess what! I just became an Instant Dad today because of UltimaMom! Yayayaya!!

by Tokenss December 20, 2008

Intane

"It's like 'intense' but like, 'insane' at the same time!

INTENSE + INSANE = INTANE!!!

Guy 1: Omg dude this guy just did a backflip while he was on a bicycle to dodge a car which was ramming into him from behind!

Guy 2: Dude! that shit is INTANE!!

Guy 1: Word, Word.

by Howard Moon (Mr. Park) July 19, 2010