Innocent smoothie

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.

"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"

by Sodafreek November 6, 2009

Protect The Innocent

The greatest trance song ever, by "The Matrix". Remixed by Cream Team. Playing it gives a 100% sucess rate of getting someone in the mood to go out.

Hey it's wednesday, sort me out with a beer and whack The Matrix on, need to get in the mood for ziggy's

by Bot_40 October 1, 2004

destiny is innocent

Destiny Rose is the most innocent person ever. She is often framed for not being innocent but that is either a lie or photoshop. Those people are just jealous of how innocent she is.

"Destiny is innocent af."

by Dessssrose May 16, 2017

innocent Christian groupie

A groupie who is innocent and Christian. This groupie is not an untalented slut who sleeps with a band or artist. They are innocent and Christian. Hence the name.

Jenn is such an innocent, Christian groupie!

by Jenn March 19, 2005

Innocent

All lies. See Guilty.

Some people try to act innocent. But you know and they know that they are really the worst people. They project an image to appear as if they haven't done a thing wrong since the day they were born. Basically, No one is innocent.

by Death is inside us all. March 5, 2005

Innocent

Pure as the driven snow. Undertakes activities such as:
* Taking clothes off while dancing
* Dancing completely naked
* Kissing all the guys and girls on a dancefloor
* Murmuring sexually into people's ears if when tipped (or beforehand)
* Flirting outrageously with anyone and everyone (as long as they are hot)
* General body-against-body-grinding activities
* Using lips and or tongue in a suggestive manner on bodyparts of people on a dancefloor
BUT importantly:
* All of the above done with a sense of fun and not in a dirty and/or pervy manner

Greg and Shannon are not whores or sluts... they are entirely pure and innocent!

by GregsterTheGreatest May 26, 2021

Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI )

The kind of guy who asks what city you live in or what color your house is not because he's stalking you or plotting to kill you, but because he's genuinely curious and likes to get to know people. Is likely a teen who's autistic.

That guy you're talking to online seems Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI ).

Note: I am not responsible for you sounding like a retard for trying to pronounce parenthesis' out loud.

by Jeerve May 26, 2014