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Useless Information

Distributed throughout schools worldwide.
Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.

Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.

World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.
John: "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith?"

Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"

John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"

Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."

Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."

John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."

Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"

John: "F*** YOU!"

After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC December 15, 2010
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information systems

basically the same as computer. only difference is that they have a life. computer scinece people tend to be tooo nerdy and psychotic.
Pete, the pimp and an IS major, manages a campuswide network during the day, and then runs an escort service for hookers at night, while driving a c55 amg (mercedes). In the meantime, the cs major will sit behind his dull-glowing screen at home and talk to other pathetic code-typing weirdos.
by Gerson Perla February 14, 2005
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informationista

That righteous informationista helped me find money for college.
by Vicki S. May 24, 2006
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Information gatherer

The person that finds all your information when working in a group project so that you or/and the other members can create the actual presentation.
Hey Bill, lets make a rap for this here history project. But lets make sure we get Jenna in our group this time. She can be our information gatherer, since last time our video academically sucked balls.
by Mikey Quzzukle November 18, 2010
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information sponge

Do you like to learn? Yes, i'm an information sponge
by migady June 22, 2017
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Undisclosed Information

When you or a friend’s girlfriend asks a question that is better off being unanswered to her, you speak of it as undisclosed information, preventing you or your friend the emotional stress of her knowing while simultaneously not lying to her face.
Tanner: Oh man your totally gonna give it to her at Prom
Jaylah: What is he going to do?
Logan: I will undisclosed this undisclosed information at undisclosed place during undisclosed time period.
Jaylah: Goddamnit
by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017
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Total Information Awareness

The latest DARPA program to officially take away the rights from the Americans.
Only thing I agree with the ACLU on is that their against Total Information Awareness.
by Elitist January 20, 2004
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