ford infested

Something that has been touched by the species ford. Can be anywhere from being touched by a finger to being touched by his magic stick

I wouldn't use that towel to dry off with, it has been ford infested in both ways.

by anonymous victim August 7, 2003

v Infected

Call of Duty player, quickscoper, as good as zzirgrizz just not as famous, 360 No scope, Collateral, random throwing knife or tomahawk, no life, most under rated call of duty player ever

Look at the kill-feed! v Infected holy shit dude

by shorty197 January 17, 2011

Herpes infested cum bubble

A person who has done something generally rude or mean.

A name used in a situation where you are telling someone off in the meanest way possible.

he is such a herpes infested cum bubble!!

by ATL ROX! June 8, 2011

[infected cunt hair]

A term someone uses if they strongly dislike another person.

Betty: "I can't stand her"

Sue: "Who?"

Betty: "Lulu, that infected cunt hair!"

by enter mister November 15, 2006

bulging infected nutsack konvention

Simply the greatest band in the world. Their music comes straight from their bong hits.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.

"Bulging Infected Nutsack Konvention is the best stoner music around"

by BINK MUSIC May 2, 2008

booger infested

An object, usually someone's hands or fingers, which is covered in boogers and toxic to the touch.

Corey: Wait, just look at this... (reaches out to tap Chrissy to get her attention)
(Chrissy shies away)
Corey: What?
Chrissy: Oh, don't touch me with your booger infested hands

by Wizardoleonardo December 9, 2008

infectedemon

Sexy beast, one of best players in runescape, and has the hardest asses in runescape.

I fucked infectedemon last night.

by Sexy July 25, 2004