Hit in the face with a bag of nickles

a person with an unattractive face.

Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.

by adam_420 August 1, 2007

bag of shit tied in the middle

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.

1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

poop in the baghole

1. a statement one exclaims when something goes wrong

I just failed the test! Poop in the baghole!

by bolusface1111111111 September 25, 2011

get the bags in

Basically means buy a baggy of cocaine or ket

"Oi Joe, get the bags in"

by Moffit Donald January 11, 2018

Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.

Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)

by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019

bagel in the bush

When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.

dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.

by sparroww October 1, 2011

bagel in the bush

When a girl is bored and loves a glem

a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem

by meal'aieakhsuiab'airh October 18, 2011