Imprompoo

Noun
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.

ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.

I just had a great imprompoo - totally unexpected!

by Failing Academic May 27, 2011

self-improvement

v.
Masturbation.
Now self-destruction...

Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...

by dip June 29, 2004

Improvised biological warfare

When you cough or sneeze on someone to spread a disease or virus

Hey Ben I just used improvised biological warfare on the antivax kid and gave him covid-19

by Nukey dukey March 12, 2020

panty improvement

When a girl's underwear selection becomes considerably sexier after intially seeing her undress.

Adenna had a 100% panty improvement since the first time I fucked her.

by flandrman August 25, 2007

Home Improvment

One of the funniest and most clever 1990s sitcoms airing on ABC. The show centered around the stand up acts of comedian, Tim Allen. His character, Tim Taylor hosts a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time. He is very masculine and interested in all aspects of the male mind: he is always building a hotrod in the garage, is sexist, HATES the opera, grunts, loves tools, loves sports and loves building things. He is however blessed with ineptitude. His ineptitude includes anything from glueing his head to a table to falling through a roof or a portapotty to dropping a two-ton beam on his wife's car. Home Improvement had a cleverly-written script and writers. It won a number of Emmys.

Home Improvment was a great show. Gags from the show:
1. the neighbor, Wilson's face NEVER being seen
2. everybody screws up Wilson's advice.
3. Tim's wife Jill cant cook.
4. Tim is always building a hotrod in the garage.
5. Tim's cohost, Al has an obsession with flannel.
6. Tim is always making fun of Al, his mother-in-law and basically anything he doesnt understand
7. Wilson's amazing knowledge of culture and history.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2007

The new and improved Tamahrin

He is still the guy with the biggest dick on this planet we call earth. He is 13 years old at the moment I’m writing this. He is very cute and unique. He is very loyal. If you lose Tamahrin and it’s your fault just now you FUCKED UP. Tamahrin will forever be faster than everyone... except Kevin

The new and improved Tamahrin is the guy with the biggest dick

by Jesus_god May 9, 2019

improachment

When your married to the worst wife ever and she annoying you and crosses the middle line in the bed.

If you cross the middle line of our bed that's improachment

by -Webster- June 10, 2016