Randolf itch

Refers to a sudden intense itchy feeling of one's asshole while walking on the busy Randolf Street in downtown Chicago, IL. Due to the fact that the individual is surrounded by people, it is impossible to scratch without being embarassed, thus causing a considerable amount of pain and anguish as they walk down the street.
"Damn man I was walking to the metra and I got some insane Randolf itch all up in my ass. It was truly hell on Earth"
by Aegz November 2, 2008
mugGet the Randolf itchmug.

Itch in the Ditch

(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity
by sekajakes July 6, 2010
mugGet the Itch in the Ditchmug.

Itching for Ivory

the term for when a black person lusts after a white person, the opposite of jungle fever
Michael noticed that Rihanna had been more flirty and touchy the past week, apparently someone is Itching for Ivory
by porchvanscoot June 20, 2019
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coochie itch

When the Coochie smells like fish, burns, and itches all at the same time. Someone may have what is called ‘coochie itch’. This pleasure is often found in women who sit on multiple penis’.
That one girl Ashlyn got coochie itch from all of the dick she sits on.
by Hotness6969 March 29, 2020
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Wet itch

Female masturbation in regards to a wet sometimes loose vagina that makes a moist smacking sound.
My roommate decided to take care of her wet itch while I was sleeping.
by Thisguy58 March 16, 2015
mugGet the Wet itchmug.

bizitch-itch

referring to ones yeast infection
i was going to give becky the CPS but she told me she had the bizitch-itch
by man who indulges in balls December 14, 2021
mugGet the bizitch-itchmug.

jock in an itch

the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.
A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."
by kris takahashi April 14, 2010
mugGet the jock in an itchmug.

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