by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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by IHNH Fan!! December 23, 2004
Get the I Have no Ham mug.when someone says they "have feelings for you", it usually means they are attracted to you and they want to date you.
however, this is not always the case. when you're in a friends with benefits relationship, it's very likely that one or both of the participants have feelings for each other (or like each other). However, usually friends with benefits ARE friends with benefits because they don't want the pressure of being in a relationship.
when it is established that the friends with benefits have feelings for each other, things are kinda taken to the next level, and they sort of date without really dating (as in, they don't change their relationship status on facebook). So they mess around like old times, except now it's more passionate.
however, this is not always the case. when you're in a friends with benefits relationship, it's very likely that one or both of the participants have feelings for each other (or like each other). However, usually friends with benefits ARE friends with benefits because they don't want the pressure of being in a relationship.
when it is established that the friends with benefits have feelings for each other, things are kinda taken to the next level, and they sort of date without really dating (as in, they don't change their relationship status on facebook). So they mess around like old times, except now it's more passionate.
scenario one:
guy- i have feelings for you
girl- i have feelings for you too! let's date
they live happily ever after
scenario two:
guy with benefits- you aren't just a booty call anymore... i have feelings for you
girl with benefits- i have feelings for you too! let's bang.
they have beautiful sex
guy- i have feelings for you
girl- i have feelings for you too! let's date
they live happily ever after
scenario two:
guy with benefits- you aren't just a booty call anymore... i have feelings for you
girl with benefits- i have feelings for you too! let's bang.
they have beautiful sex
by hostilekid June 2, 2010
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