This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
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The process of utterly obliterating an opponent's entire (usually religious or political) argument, usually in one or more succinct or terse statements, orally or in writing; employed almost exclusively by Christopher Hitchens.
Examples can be found in nearly every Hitchens debate, occasionally in articles, and in the form of entire books, about subjects or people.
Examples can be found in nearly every Hitchens debate, occasionally in articles, and in the form of entire books, about subjects or people.
Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.
About twenty minutes into the debate Dinesh d'Souza got Hitchslapped and never really recovered from it.
Hitchens was a guest in a Fox News segment the other day. He Hitchslapped just about everyone on there.
It was funny the other day when Sean Hannity invited Hitchens on the show and tried to be a smartass, but was abruptly Hitchslapped for his trouble.
Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.
About twenty minutes into the debate Dinesh d'Souza got Hitchslapped and never really recovered from it.
Hitchens was a guest in a Fox News segment the other day. He Hitchslapped just about everyone on there.
It was funny the other day when Sean Hannity invited Hitchens on the show and tried to be a smartass, but was abruptly Hitchslapped for his trouble.
Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.
by XelaEsolc November 30, 2010
Get the Hitchslap mug.A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.
A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.
by neoblaque December 19, 2011
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What it actually is is down to debate, regardless a 'Hotch Rocket' is something that ONLY Aaron Hotchner possesses.
What it actually is is down to debate, regardless a 'Hotch Rocket' is something that ONLY Aaron Hotchner possesses.
'Did you hear?'
'...what?'
'Prentiss saw Hotch's Hotch Rocket!'
'About time! We've waited 5 seasons...'
'...what?'
'Prentiss saw Hotch's Hotch Rocket!'
'About time! We've waited 5 seasons...'
by thecriminalprofiler November 7, 2011
Get the Hotch Rocket mug.1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.
2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go
3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go
3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."
2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"
3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."
2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"
3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."
by Dalmatian Mice July 20, 2016
Get the Hatchin' Eggs mug.A term for Escape from Tarkov players that don't bring any gear in to a raid, playing the game with no risk and reaping all the rewards. The term arose from these players wielding only a tomahawk, a weapon not lost upon death. Usually fast little fuckers that sprint to high loot areas like Kiba or key spawns, robbing players with big dick energy of valuable loot. They communicate in wiggles and expect not to be shot at. They sure do make great target practice though!
Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.
Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.
"I see players! Running right, towards dorms!"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."
"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."
"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."
"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."
"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"
by iamablackmanSEEMEROAR!!! July 31, 2019
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