hufflepuff

the pussies of Hogwarts, except Tonks and Cedric Diggory. the rest are pussies

"I'm not brave, smart, or ambitious, that's why I'm in Hufflepuff."

by Christine F. October 11, 2007

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff, the loser house at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, values courage. Slytherin, values ambition and cunning, Ravenclaw, values Intelligence and wit but Hufflepuff just values loyalty and hard working - how lame is that compared to the rest? No one wants to be in Hufflepuff.

And quick side note - its emblematic animal...is a badger, I mean, fucking Gryffindor have a goddam lion and Hufflepuff gets a badger?

Hufflepuff, is a house for people who are hard-workers (NERDS!!!)

by Peevesthepoltergeist January 15, 2010

huffle

A blank, phonetic place-holder with no semantic import whatsoever, "huffle" can be used to dispel silence-anxiety, to amuse a baby, or to dispel the cloying rhythm of a maudlin, unbearably sappy song full of fake emotion and sanctimonious crypto-nationalism.

"Sing-us-a-song, you're- a pia"-HUFFLE-"man / Sing-u-" HUFFLE "-ight, well we're all in" HUFFLE "dy, and you've" HUFFLE. HUFFLE.

by James Corn October 20, 2003

Hufflepuff

Per Harry Potter Wiki/Sorting Hat:

"You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil"
—The Sorting Hat
Roughly translates into, the house of "tools"

Hey, you know that youtube cellphone popcorn video is a fake right?
What? I might as well be in Hufflepuff

Hey, anyone want to go do some task nobody else wants to
Aye, said the Hufflepuff

by ravenclawMD April 11, 2010

hufflepunk

wen u deez nuts lmao goteem hahaha funny jokes lil scrump

Hey you want to suck my hufflepunk

Yes hahaha give the good nuts.

by Sir Nippy January 23, 2018

Hufflepuff

Someone who is only good at breathing and making sandwiches. Generally considered one step up on the evolutionary ladder above house elves.

That Cedric Diggory sure makes a damn good sandwich. He must be a Hufflepuff.

by parsley mouth November 22, 2011

Hufflepuff

1. Usually sucks at life. That's why their fucking Hufflepuffs. Girls in Hufflepuff are generally sluts. Or fat redheads. Or obese rhinos.

2. Particular good finders, but usually in Cedric Diggory... because he FINDS you attractive.

3. Who gives a fuck, it's a Hufflepuff.

Omg... that girl is such a Hufflepuff. Why does she even bother existing?

by Hufflepuff Hater ;) July 8, 2010