huffling

the act of sucking semen from an anus after ejaculation, similar to felching.

elton loves huffling.

by Al567 December 23, 2005

huffin

A huffin is a small, nocturnal mammal that has sexual intercourse with anything it sees when the sudden urge strikes. Huffins have been spotted humping trees, squirls, frogs, people, bee hives, and anything else that looked like an open hole.

Man, that HUFFIN fucked the shit out of that thing. I mean, its a sex machine.

by Professor Robert Dicklycker April 18, 2004

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 3, 2006

Hoffing

A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.

As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.

by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020

huffin

to inhale meth with ur dick

i was huffin some meth with my guy friends last night then we fucked

by jayde December 20, 2004

Hurfing your durf

when you barf, it sounds like your saying hurfadurf, therefore you are hurfing your durf.

Mikey: Oh I don't feel so good, I think I am going to barf.
Danny: Don't go hurfing your durf in my car man.

by Sir Lulzalot May 15, 2011

Hoffing

The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself

"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"

by Falken41241 December 8, 2015