Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

hurdler

an athlete in track who likes to hurdle, not jump, over hurdles while running in hopes of winning a race. hurdlers are amazing athletes who work incredibly hard to acieve "perfect form". there usually pretty hot too.

jason brody could never be a hurdler or understand them because he is not an amazing athlete

by 99cali99 November 13, 2006

Hiddlesworth

The portmanteau couple name for the Chris Hemsworth/Tom Hiddleston RPS pairing.

Coined by bambistark on Tumblr sometime in April of '11.

I used to be against RPS, but then Hiddlesworth happened...

by WhatsAMewMew June 12, 2011

midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

Jamie hudderson

An anonymous Instagram account used for "inside man business". Nobody knows who is behind this account or who he works for. If you ever come across him, refer to him as your commanding officer - or bad things happen.

"Jamie hudderson text me yesterday, I called him a bitch.. My Intire family is dead now."

by Hudderson waters December 17, 2019

Don't be a Hundley.

A derogatory statement designed to convey an absurdity in speech or action.

Background: When Pvt Hundley of the 2nd Pennsylvania regiment was killed by breaking ranks and being shot down by friendly artillery fire.

"Hey mom I think that it's too cold outside for the generator, can I put it in the living room?"

Billy! "Don't be a Hundley."

by FancyLad May 9, 2009

Hurdler

A mutant form of a track runner. These strange people derive pleasure from running a race with shit in the way. No one is quite sure why they would want to jump over things and run. When asked why, they reply, "Its a hurdle thing."

Why try to understand the Hurdler

by Jason Brody December 6, 2003