I was banging a chick last night and I tried a Mississippi Hotpocket. Couldn't get the taste out for days.
by aing October 16, 2006
The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.
Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
by Jaydubble December 24, 2016
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by Ronburg12 November 30, 2017
When you eat tons of Mexican food with spicy peppers and you diarrhea in a girl and and your cum burns her pussy
After going to Arizona’s hot pepper taco shack I gave Juanita an Arizona Hotpocket And she cried in pain
by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 20, 2019
by marllamallama May 27, 2009
When the river runs red play in the mud. When a woman has a period and you seem to want to play in it like a child with mud it is called a colorado hot pocket.
by BIGBONE22 November 21, 2009