hot pocket

To fill a pizza pocket with a mixture of menstrual fluid and ejaculative fluids and deep frying the hot pocket. Server immediately.

Mary: Mom what's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Your father and I have prepared hot pockets

by MW4L April 11, 2008

Hot Pocket

A swollen, diseased, festering vagina.

Man, she has one nasty Hot Pocket; it's ready to shoot puss everywhere.

by Fat Washington November 10, 2003

hot pocket

When one farts in a vagina.

I asked my sister if she wanted a hot pocket, so i farted in her vagina.

by Boots Electric January 10, 2007

hot pocket

/'hat-'pak-et/ noun
A sexual act in which one squeezes the contents of a "hot pocket" into a vagina, and then proceeds to eat the girl out.

Jack: Dude, I totally hot pocketed this chick last night.
Matt: Thats really nasty man.
Jack: No dude, you have no idea how good it tasted.

by Kevin Mac February 15, 2007

Hot Pocket

n.) When one farts in a paper grocery bag, creeps up behind someone, and quickly puts the bag over their head. Running away immediately is recommended.

"My colleague crop-dusted my workstation, so I paid him back with a hot pocket."

by n8ballz August 7, 2009

Hot Pocket

a blow job, female to male oral sex, fellatio done under duress or with an element of danger such as in a movie theater or other such public place.

Hey girl, can I get a Hot Pocket?

by givafuk May 31, 2010

Hot Pocket

A woman's vagina.

Why don't you bend over so I can see your Hot Pocket?

by Anonymous February 19, 2003