kevin horton

A piece of shit on psn who says you're adopted and shut up a lot.

Kevin hortons a dick

by Terrariaboss3465 June 4, 2016

Brady Horton

Brady Horton-(Noun)
TWO DEFENITIONS
1. the actual guy
literally a god
2.This phrase is used when describing someone who is smart, funny.respectful, AND so attractive that when he breathes in your direction you cry

1.Alexis-"oh my god Brady's voice is so nice!"
Tiffany-" I know right he's so nice too he's not a trash boy like the rest of the guys in our grade!!!! " (that was shade)
2.Maddy- "Nate is SUCH A BRADY HORTON!'

Peyton-"Oh my god you're right!'

by EGG POACHERS AND ROASTERS January 19, 2018

michael horton

That guy who sits at the computer next to you every day in class. He makes you laugh when he talks about anything and he's good at applying memes and GIFs to any life situation.

Michael Horton is so funny!

by bad_blood_in_wonderland February 2, 2017

Max horton

Max Horton is a very kind boy, someone who u can trust, someone u can rely on, max has been my best friend for only a few weeks but he’s the best choice I ever made.

Person 1: have u heard of max Horton

Person 2: yes, he saved my life

by Thatgirla23 January 31, 2021

Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?

by Elephantus October 1, 2011

jess horton

a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily

jess horton loves a good maccies

by badman10101001 February 17, 2020

Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is basically the Dublin donuts of Canada but way better. They have breakfast and lunch foods. They have drinks, donuts bagels, and way more. Not your average coffee shop ☕️ best coffe in Canada. Most a Canadians shorten it to timmies.

You want to go get a coffe?
Yeah sure let’s go to Tim Hortons.

by CanadaFax June 8, 2020