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Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness

A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.
Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness, nah more like midget man and his little chopper of cheese
by The Tired Engineer December 8, 2019
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hornets

THE BEST DAMN FOOTBALL TEAM IN NEW YORK STATE OAKFIELD-ALABAMA FIGHTING HORNETS
THE HORNETS WOOPED ELBAS ASSES AGAIN!!! 70-7
by HORNTEFOOTBALL4LIFE October 16, 2008
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hornets

(n) a bunch of crazy physco bitches who travel the world leaving trails of blood, sweat, tears, jizz, alcohol and water balloons. often times, they talk about eachother and come up with retarded names for the ugly, fat ones. sometimes they sniff coke but the ice cubes get caught up their noses. they live it up and curse a shit load.
Wow those hornets are have a water balloon fight in the hotel lobby and will not stop dropping the F bomb for heavens sake!
by sappy jaypizzle November 26, 2006
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harness my power

When a member of the opposite sex inserts a finger in your asshole in order to insure that you perform at your peak. (Typically done before a big athletic event)
Hey man, I heard you have a big race coming up this weekend.

Yeah, I've got to get my girlfriend to harness my power so we can beat those retards from Williams.
by Butter Deez Nuts March 5, 2008
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Harness Bulge

A large bulge in the frontal region of a mans harness
That rock climbing harness really shows off that harness bulge.
by sarwizzle August 21, 2011
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Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273
EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10
by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011
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twat harness

An elastical belt with a decor to cover a woman's camel toe when her suspenders are too short or tight.
1. My twat harness got snagged on his eyebrow ring....or tongue ring.

2. Thank god for my twat harness, it covers my camel toe delightfully.

3. Look at her camel toe, bitch needs a twat harness badly.

4. Everyone in here needs a twat harness.

5. Fuck these suspenders are too tight, thank god for this twat harness.
by ShinyHarness November 26, 2010
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