Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

Hooded Cobra

1. Another slang term for an uncircumcized penis. Also known as Anteater or Ramos

Jane: Johnny your hooded cobra is so gross. I won't suck you off.

Johnny: I don't care. I have an uncircumcized penis and I am proud

by Honkey March 30, 2004

Hooper

A person who inserts drugs up their anus to speed up the onset of the desired effects.

Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.

Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.

She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.

Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.

by Chlorpyrifos May 17, 2016

hooded french

A sexual act which is done to a man during oral sex. The person giving oral sex puts his or her tongue on the end of the glans, then pulls the foreskin over his or her tongue, followed by rhythmic rotation of the tongue, giving the receiver intense pleasure.

"Sally, I tried that hooded french technique, it drive drove Hal off the wall!"

by BryanJ August 20, 2003

Get Hooned

Verb

To get intoxicated. To consume more than a month's recommended alcohol in less than 5 hours.

Often thought to be referring to Geoff Hoon's (British MP) love for the occasional crafty pint or ten.

Let's get hooned

I don't know why you'd talk to girls. You'd just want to get hooned.

We're off to the Hoon Saloon

by geoffreythegigolo March 15, 2009

hooded knight

an uncut crown, an uncicumcised penis

ted has a hooded knight because in denver they dont cut the crown.

by semen demon November 11, 2003

hooded alien

Noun; An uncircumsized penis.

She wouldn't blow him because he had a hooded alien, and she doesn't like packaging on her meat.

by Becky C. May 27, 2008