I'll be honest

A saying that is immediately followed by a lie.

Landlord: I'll be honest, the place doesn't have rats and none of your neighbors are convicted sex offenders.

Potential Tenant: Fuck you scumbag; honestly.

by customfish February 8, 2010

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honest politician

The modern democracy illusion

Newspaper reader: Oh goshhh, isn't that senator nice with that child? Sure he's a good and honest politician.
Guy: Ma'am, a year ago he was in jail for bribery
Newspaper reader: I said he IS nice.
Guy: Ma'am...
Newspaper reader: *covering her ears* Lalalala I can't hear youuu

by ZenitYerkes December 22, 2009

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les mis be honest

The super gay way of saying "Let's be honest", only said by true Les Misérables fans.

Les mis be honest buddy, that cheesecake be dandy!

by Geoman2 November 18, 2013

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Honest Penaldo

Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.

"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1

"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2

by som1udontno April 2, 2021

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honesti

pretty girl who is smart and nice to her best friends and people she does not know and sometime clumsy and mean if you mess with her and her best friends and will break your heart if you break her best friend heart.

honesti can you please come here.

by its a name January 31, 2017

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