homemade frosting

Seman

After we fucked, I gave her some homemade frosting.

by Fhh go jrhg April 28, 2022

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Homemade Krave

When you poop on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and then cum in a jar and after freezing the cum for thirty minutes you stuff poop balls with the cum and bake at 400 degrees for 11 minutes

Yo man I made this awesome homemade krave, you gotta try it!

by Dan F.C. April 20, 2024

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Homemade Cinnamon Roll

When you fuck a fat chick and right before you cum you pull out twist up her stomach into a swirl and Cum on it.

Diego was fucking a fat chick the night before his 25th birthday and right before he was about to cum he pulled out grabbed he stomach, twisted it up and frosted her. After he took a bite out. When the fat chick asked why, he responded, “ I like homemade cinnamon rolls!”

by Brohan795 December 8, 2022

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homemade mechanic

Hit shit with wrench

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door

by LordMemion February 7, 2017

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homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)

Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.

by LandCan April 20, 2018

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