homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016

Homemade Silly String

This is another form of saying Sperm/Nut

You better be quiet before I hit you with this Homemade Silly String

by Burt Box June 27, 2025

Homemade whoopie cushion

When you blow into your girls pussy and push on her stomach to make her queef.

Yo I pulled a homemade whoopie cushion on my girl this week.

by IMAaceU888 April 23, 2021

Homemade raisins

The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon

Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.

by Fetus_muncher69 July 13, 2021

homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Homemade Sash

A term used in competitive Pokémon when a Pokémon survives an attack from full health at 1 HP, despite not carrying a Focus Sash item or having the ability Sturdy. Usually a Homemade Sash has a very notable impact on the battle, often making the difference between a win or a loss. This term was first used by Pokemon Showdown user Xeno Disconnected, when fellow user Escaval's last Pokémon, Mega Sableye, lived an Alolan Marowak's Flare Blitz at 1 HP, allowing it to take said Marowak out with Knock Off and winning the game.

While originally the term was only used when a Pokémon lived exactly at 1 HP, thanks to Pokémon Showdown's HP Percentage mod the term was also used for any attack living at 1% HP, which could usually also be 2 or 3 HP. Later the term also got used for any attack being survived at 1% HP, even if the defender wasn't at full HP, under the motto "Homemade Sash: Works anytime, anywhere!"

Xeno Scarf: What the fuck|Wtf this nibba's Slowbro just survived my Shadow Ball at 1% and took out my Haunter with Psyshock
Xeno Escaval: That's Homemade Sash for ya
*Xeno Scarf left.

by Xe No Escaval July 15, 2018

Homemade Krave

When you poop on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and then cum in a jar and after freezing the cum for thirty minutes you stuff poop balls with the cum and bake at 400 degrees for 11 minutes

Yo man I made this awesome homemade krave, you gotta try it!

by Dan F.C. April 20, 2024